plot twist: you scream to your mom who’s in her room to come to the table because you already made the dinner

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the “text me when you get home so i know you’re safe” kind of people are the kind of people i wanna be around

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I play the keyboard in a band called The Internet

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mario party more like if you steal one more of my stars i’ll fucking murder you

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buying clothes that aren’t black is hard

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