bewbin:

Why is it called a building? Isn’t it done building? Shouldn’t it be called a built

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defendth3faith:

have you ever been sexually attracted to a voice

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assbutt-in-the-garrison:

penceyprepofficial:

when I was like 9 my neighbors asked me to watch their fish and cat while they went on vacation and I was like “lol k” and while they were gone tHE FUCKING FISH DIED so when they got home I apologized to the mom and she was just like “no need to apologize, I turned the filter off so they would die because they are too much work. You did nothing wrong” and she gave me 20 bucks and that is the story of my first contracted murder

your first…?

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candycornfuse:

candycornfuse:

thirstiest:

why do people like fall

gravity

NO WAIT I MISUNDERSTOOD

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improbablenormality:

humourous-misadventures:

megasilly:

You know what language I love? Welsh.

I mean

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how

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can you not 

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love

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this ridiculous

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amazing language?

you know our word for ‘microwave’ is ‘popty ping’, right?

this language is literally keysmashing

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