rain-force:

plot twist: you scream to your mom who’s in her room to come to the table because you already made the dinner

(via seanp0donnell)

the “text me when you get home so i know you’re safe” kind of people are the kind of people i wanna be around

(Source: meloetta, via coryhunlin)

debt:

I play the keyboard in a band called The Internet

(via seanp0donnell)

tigermisu:

mario party more like if you steal one more of my stars i’ll fucking murder you

(via dorkyravenclaw)

spinachbabe:

buying clothes that aren’t black is hard

(Source: ppppbbt, via cats-is-where-im-at)